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No. Just no. Help. *sobs* *tears* *screams* It'll be okay. No. Help...
Dearest fangirls,
There is a new Battle of the Five Armies poster. What's that? A new B.o.t.F.A. poster?! *gasp*
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| The King Under the Mountain Thorin. Oooohhhh.... |
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| The Elven army about to battle...Orcs on mountain goats? Looookk at Dale in the background. *sniff, sniff* Looks like Thrandy still has his beloved Irish elk. *gasp* What's going to happen to it? |
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| Legolas and Tauriel. What---nnnnooooo. Elves aren't supposed to cry or be dirty or hurt. What happened? |
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| Thorin, Fili and Kili. In armour. Nope. Wrong. They look to determined and prepared and ready for battle. Please, tell me it's no true. |
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| Master Bilbo Baggins. Sthap. Sthap. Don't do this to us. *buckets of tears* |
I won't leave you on that sad note. Here's an adorable hedgehog to make you happy:
Love ~ S. F. the Man-Hobbit
S.F. This is so horrid and wonderful at the same time!! *screams silently* No, Thorin.... Fili... Kili... Why. Why must they do this to us? *cries* I don't want them to go! But then again it looks SO epic-- I can't wait to see it-- so badly. :)
ReplyDeleteIt so very much is! *screaming along with you* Why oh why...they're makin' us fangirls cry. Well, of course. Why wouldn't they?
DeleteAgreed. Eits a-coming to soon...but not a-coming fast enough. *sighs*
Thank you for commenting, Megan.
~ S. F.
Aww! You did a post on this! Sorry Les, I made her do it. D:
ReplyDeleteWell here's my thoughts on these new posters. Literally this is what went through my head as I saw each one for the first time.
*Thorin on a broken throne, oh no this is bad
*Smaug is ticked
*Bard's probably burning to death by now WHAT IS GOING ON
*Gandalf & Galadriel...Titanic at its finest
*If Tauriel dies I probably will too
*Thranduil on his elk YAHHOOOO
*Look at Azog behind the Durins, ahahaha kill me
*No.
*Durins in armour
*Fili in armour
*Fili
*armour
*FILI
*Thorin's BATTLE-NESS
* KILI my perfect cupcake, he's so young
*FILIIIIII
In other words don't mention Fili to me or I will burst into a 90mph speech about why he is my precious darling golden prince for four days straight.
Okay I 'm not ready to see this.
~Lili (who is having problems)
P.S. BILBO!! my sweet little hobbit!
P.P.S. Sorry Les, I failed at not using caps. This was too much for my little fangirl heart to handle.
Yep. I did do it. :)
Delete*What. I mean. What. How did I not see the Dwarven throne was broken until you mentioned it? •-•
*Smaug and Bard, what is going on? (they won't answer)
*Titanic? YYYYeeeeeppppp. They should stop doing cos-play.
*No! I want you both to live.
*Let's not. GO AWAY BAD OL' AZOG.
*no.
*no.
*no.
*help us some one
*Thorin. *sobs*
*Cupcake? :) Aww, Kili-Cupcake!
*Our dearest Lion-hearted Fee...
That's understandable, darlin'. I'd do the same thing, only with Bilbo.
Who is?
~ S. F. (maybe)
ps.-- I'll just not say anything because this comment would be extremely long.
pps.-- She understands. :)
Why a hedgehog? haha Just joking. ;)
ReplyDeletexx
Well, because what else? :) Hedgehogs make people feel better. Don't you agree?
Delete~ S. F.
Oh my.. these posters, they are beautiful but at the same time heartbreaking!!
ReplyDeleteAww I love that cute little hedgehog!!<3
I like your blog very much, followed you...
June
The Journeys' of my beating heart
Indeed they are.
DeleteAin't he the sweetest? Hedgehogs are so adorable.
Thank you very much! :)
~ S. F.
What. no. you. did. not. just. I. can't. even. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you're a fangirl or some thing. :) Ehehehe...
Delete~ S. F.
ps.--NO.
Pfft, what? Fangirl? nooooo, you are mistaken;)
DeleteOh, fangirl? Not exactly sure what I was talking about. Who's a fangirl?
Delete*cough, cough*
Deleteno.
ReplyDeleteXD
DeleteI love how you just stated the obvious.
We're all being Bilbo. "Nope." *faints*
DeleteAh, I love you two.
~ S. F.
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ReplyDeleteEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :)
DeleteNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ;)
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ReplyDeleteaBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ.!?,
Delete(I'm not sure how you speak a semi-colin;) Here the solution...*FANGIRLING* ;)
ReplyDeleteObviously. Ehehehe. . . fangirling sometimes looks like this:ashqj123as;'';'kjhgjhgjhgj12874*^&%&). Some people would call that unreadable. Now isn't that odd?
DeleteIn theatres, I'm going to stand up on the stage before the movie begins and proclaim, "How many of you have read the book? Well, I will cry with those of you who have and I feel very bad for those of you who haven't." Ehehehe. I feel bad for those people who don't know what's coming. I mean seriously, who 'hasn't' heard of what's going to happen? :( *tear*
ReplyDeleteHa. Ha. Oh. Yes. Let. Us. Do. That.
DeleteOf course! It's going to hit them so hard. Who do you think it'll hit more, the ones who know what might happen or those who don't?
Either way for either it'll be. <--Fangirls don't often finish sentences. :)
~ S. F.
I think the ones who don't know about 'it';)...will be shocked and then the ones who have,(us):(..will not want it to happen. It's going to be so weird waiting for 'that' scene. Like I know what's going to happen, but once the battle starts, I'll be looking for 'it' and then when 'it' happens, I'll just be like, "Here it comes." *shiver* *smirk*
DeleteProbably.
DeleteNow that I think about it, it is going to be weird. Through the whole thing we'll be looking for 'it' and waiting for 'it,' even if we don't want it. Then 'it' will happen and we'll all be, to quote you, "*shivering*". And, to not quote you, *noooo!-ing*. *sigh* Well, well.
~ S. F.