8.11.14

Official Trailer for The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies


The Official Trailer for The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies = NO.
Most of you have already watched it, but if you haven't, I don't know if I should tell you to or tell you not to. It is not okay.

I mean, look at the image it shows before you click play of Thorin. Look at the look in his eye! Does any one else want to go shake Thorin really hard and make him see what he's become? Though there's that one heart braking shot of him with Kili and they're both smiling. . .
Speaking of Kili-- no, wait, I don't think you want to get me started on Fili (why did we barely see any Fili?!) and Kili or this post would most likely never finish.

Bilbo mace me want to cry. Why shouldn't he? He's a hobbit who likes a quiet life and here he is talking about war? That is not okay!

The Mirkwood elves. . .I just. . .I mean. . .no, no, no.

The White Council . . . what is going on?

Bard. . .what? What?!

Everyone and everything else. . .Nope.

There you go. That is my review thing. I don't know what December 17th holds for us, but. . .no...

~ S.  F.

ps.-- when I clicked on the trailer on YouTube, it said that it couldn't be watched with Safety Mode on. Smart thing.

pps.-- these posters are not okay~

4 comments:

  1. This trailer is literally the best (and worst) thing. I just love it so much and the music is perfect. I waited soooooo long for this!!! (We all did.) I could go on a rant but you three girls have been bombarded with enough of my lengthy comments. ;) We need more Fili. I agree. But those posters with all three Durins give me hope. It's going to be fine. :):):) At least they're together. I love Tauriel and all but Kili has to die with Fili. It's the only way.

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    1. The best and the worst thing--agreed! I made it though this one without tears streaming down my cheeks, but I was still sobbing in the inside.
      What are we going to do with ourselves?! This movie. . .it will be very feel-y.
      Yes, at least Fili and Kili together. That's one of the good things. :)
      We have one month until it comes out. Where does the time go?
      Thank you for the Comment, Lili! <3
      ~S. F.

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  2. Something is not right (in a perhaps good way?) (it's called that trailer and those posters and Myrtle here wants to know why Thorin has fur and they have armour). Goodbye! I love you, sister. <3

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    1. Not right. Not right. Maybe in a good way, yes.
      Hmm. . .I never realised that before (him in fur, them in armour.) You'll have to ask Thorin, who is looking very majestic, if I do say so myself.
      ~ S. F.

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